So Happy I Could Die...

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I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
" — My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

(Source: lule-bell, via sexwithmisha)

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wes lang art studio
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Oh my
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why be rude when you can be nude 

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u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

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It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

(via -anothergirlanotherplanet)

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all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot

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They can’t make a box of chocolates big enough for this poor guy…
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My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(Source: stimulations, via poynterlynch)

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